Children and Gastropods

I had a vision of what I wanted.  It was a lovely idea for an image for a publicity thing: boy playing with snail.

It was intended to epitomise everything that is great about how I work with kids: let them play and take photographs that capture the joy of their age.  The feeling of boundless discovery, imaginative play, intensely thoughtful moments, living in the now.

Simple, right?  So what do we need?  Boy – check.  Snail….  OK, get the Boy to find the Snail.  Who better? Easy.

Off he goes down the garden and finds two (apparently he knew they were there cos his sister found them) – we choose the biggest.

So what next? Set up the scene. Put the Snail on the nice rustic (aka rotten) wooden table and let the Boy ‘discover’ the Snail.

Only the Snail is having none of it.  The Boy is happy for a bit chatting to the snail and waiting for it to show itself.  But the Snail is safely tucked away in his shell and has no intention of playing along.  No matter how much he sings to it.

So he gets fed up (actually we both do) and we go off and find some leaves, a strawberry and some blackberries and hope that the the Snail just needs ‘a little more time’.

But my primadonna Snail is still not playing along. It’s getting dark and tea is ready. Doesn’t this guy know we’re on a schedule!

Going to bed he’s still there unmoved but by morning he’s gone.  Let’s hope the Song Thrushes didn’t get him.

And you thought it was hard to work with kids!

Family Photographer Cork
Primadonna Snail

 

SHARK ATTACK

I think we're going to need a bigger boat

Life is pretty hard for Lego Men in our house and things have got worse since the steady arrival of Pirates at Christmas and a recent Birthday.

Today however, while the girls were at Mass, a Man-Eating Shark turned up.

Thankfully there are still a few Heroes out there:

Our Centurian to the Rescue

For anyone interested, the Shark is mostly made of blue bricks that have been part of the Lego box since before I started playing with it.  I assume my sisters once had a house with a blue roof?

These pics are also part of the on-going trial of the Nikon 50mm f1.2 AIS (and my ability to focus it manually!).  More on the search for the ‘perfect 50’ to come.